- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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