Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Anti Joke

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