There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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