EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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