How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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ure mama's so fat

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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