What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Anti Joke

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