- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

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