Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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