- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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