- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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