- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock knock. Its open.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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