- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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