A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Guest what in the butt

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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