Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Heskey time.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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silver bullet?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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