What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Prostitution is bad.......

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

a black man pays his child support

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Racial Equality

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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