- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Dude man, I'm high...

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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