What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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