Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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