- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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