A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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