- Anti Joke

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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