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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What fires shots? A gun