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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Tony Romo

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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