- Anti Joke

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive