What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A drunk guy walks into a car

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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