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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

1+2 = 6

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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