- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Granny porn!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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