- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

13 =B you just learned something

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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