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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Barack Obama.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Barack Obama.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Barack Obama.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka