- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womans having rights.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the new green? Green

What fires shots? A gun

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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