- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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