- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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