Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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they're dead. idiot.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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chirs

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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