- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Your mom.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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