- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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