- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

your mama so old, shes dead.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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