- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Urban ghettos

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

bite me

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what's black and can't swim?

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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