Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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