- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Jordan is pregant

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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