- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

sucks Syntax...

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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