- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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