so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Women's Rights

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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