Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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