9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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ure mama's so fat

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Tunechi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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