- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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