- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

haha black people :D

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

whats brown and sticky a stick

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

girls basketball

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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