- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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