- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Cripples are lame.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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