- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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