- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

ever tried african food? they neither

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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