whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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