Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Jovan

thumb_up thumb_down -20

fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roak

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops