Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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