- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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