- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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