- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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