- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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