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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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