- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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