- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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