Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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