- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's stupid a light bulb.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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