- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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