- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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