What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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