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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A Chinese man fails a math test

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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