Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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