How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Black people having a Job.

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