What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Womens rights

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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