- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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