- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Click here to end the world.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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