- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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