- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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