roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Black people having a Job.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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