A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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