- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A drunk guy walks into a car

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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