- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

whats brown and sticky a stick

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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