- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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