- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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