What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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PENIS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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your so fat. your fat!

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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