- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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