Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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