- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was shot. He died.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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