Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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