- Anti Joke

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..