- Anti Joke

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!