What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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