How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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