A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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1+1=2

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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