- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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