- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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