Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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miha kako si?

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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