If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

angelo snyder is not ga

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

France had one revolution

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

PICKLES

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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