Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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