What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A man walked into a bar owch

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