- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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