- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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