- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

ask me if i am a tree. no.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Womens rights

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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