A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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