What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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