why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Anti Joke

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