- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Do the roar!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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