- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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