- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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