- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

SHUT UP JP

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

360 NO SCOPE

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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