- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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