- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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