a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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