- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

knock knock whos there? nobody

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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