your so fat. your fat!

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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dallen loves penis

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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